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Festina prope Nativitatem Domini, omnes.

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magnum aliquid habeo. Omnes sumus questus--

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Gelida steaks!

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iPod Nihils!

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Luctus varios!

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Nequaquam. Melior.

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Nos questus participare a
programma caritatis appellatur "Epistolae ad Santa".

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Nulla id magna.

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Post Office orationes epistolas
ut pauperes pueri scribere Santa

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deinde itur, emunt quod petunt.

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Ecce nos iam fecimus
Caritas natalis laboris.

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Omnes hic concisa sunt ut fascia Sue.

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Nice!

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Quanto melius!
- Dulcis!

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Age, nemo nisi me amet hoc facere?

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Bene, ego pro uno
putant magna

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quia tempus Nativitatis est dationis.

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proh!

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Ebrius es?

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in "Spiritus Nativitatis".

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Hoc vile est, altae probationis sublimatum inveni.

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Spero non temporis.

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Unam capiam, Missa Lemon.
Amo homines minus fortunatos quam me iuvare.

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Ubi eas reperis?

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Hi sunt Nigeriani
in interrete quod me adiuvet.

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Hoc audi.
"Cara Santa, nomen meum Chanel Jenkins.

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Velim aliquid novi calceamenta
sic ad scholam ambulare possum.

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Medicum aliquando esse somnium meum -- "

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Ille haedus numquam amet medicus.

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Melius emas jet ski.

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Haec sunt quae circa dies festos sunt.

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Christmas, omnes!

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Salve?

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Libera sum, Lemon.

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Ubi es? soles audio.

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Ad Florida sum impingitur a
mirum primo Nativitatis Domini.

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Tres dies mane monstravi;
mater mea cum donis effusa est.

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Ea omnis dicta debitis eos.
Miraculum Nativitatis est!

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Bene, gaudeo bene audire.
Dic Colleen dixi hi.

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Vellem tamen, sed est ad ambulandum matutinum.

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Et abeo verum Nativitatis Domini habere.

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Vola ad Rio, tan in nude;
bet aliqua simia palaestrae.

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Sicut Norman Rockwell semper hausit.
Bene, fuga bona.

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Ibi sine plano volare potui.

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Mater!

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Heus, Toofer, emere possum haedum FUBU?
Estne iurare verbum?

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Purus, dum fubus non est in se profanus;
Puto that--

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Gratias agimus tibi.

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Lemon --

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Quid hic agis?
Cur in Rio non es?

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eam i hit. Colleen. Ego eam cum car ledo.

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Quid?! O Deus meus! Estne -

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Bene est. Melior est quam bene.

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Titanium coxae ei dant.
Velut Termino.

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Tantum facturus eam potentiorem!

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Bene, bene agis?

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Quomodo sim? Hic est, nunc in domo mea.

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Quidam medicus fortiter pharmacopolam circumforaneum
commendatam esse circa familiam.

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Oh, ho, oh, et Colleen non periit.

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Ita, mater...

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Bene, cur non tentas unum e
multae stragulae tibi sunt, si aestus sentis.

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Etiam, scio. Durum est. Vita dura est.

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Nullus non fui! Mox caput scalpendo.
Quid!

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Si vos postulo aliquid
mox vocate ad ostiarium.

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Imo Latine loquitur, mater.
Jamaican homines loquuntur Eng--

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Suspendit.

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I had to cancel my iter.
Nihil agatur in opere.

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Scio omnes dies festos abesse.

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Ut ultricies mi et Colleen. Solus omnes.

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Lemon, una e vidulis eius erat celatus iustus.

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Ecce ego non facio rem meam solitum
aut hoc anno.

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Visne me postea venire;
et dices ad mom hi?

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Visne, quaeso?

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Sane sane. Ego illam accipiam.

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Scis, modo cogitas
in imbrem hanc mane;

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Quid si Nick S. Nick Cage?

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'Causa, ut eat, paulum aliquid,' ut this--.

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Toofer! Toofer, mi homo! Quid est dolis?

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Ho, ho, ho.

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Nah, quod magis sonat quam Joan Riveria.

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Heus tu paene?
Nos postulo ut ex hic -

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-- antequam aliquis me agnoscat.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ego iustus have ut adepto
stocking stuffers. Et tibialia!

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Exspecta, quid haec omnia?

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Ludis hic habes,
ludisque apparatibus, a T.V.!

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We-- EGO iustus volo fac ut DeShante,
nono, M., age five;

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mirifice habent natalem domini.

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An vere agnus omnia haec munera involvis?

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Utique ego ad eos involvo;
quia illud est quod facies in Nativitate Domini.

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Quod non facis, vocate filiam tuam
die 22 mensis Decembris

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et dices ei quod vere non sentiunt
ut te ad hoc anno Nativitatis hosting

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XXXVIII quod ipsa est et cogitavi ut
Iam illam "propriam familiam" haberet.

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Et hoc loco ad a
coniuges tantum in Arizona recedunt;

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cuius argumentum est "Sexy in 70".

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Oh, no.

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Liz, te numquam desiderari Nativitatis
cum familia tua.

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Scio. Sed habeo novam familiam, Glovers.

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Et haec omnia questus sum
rapping Santas!

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Oh, oh well. I. genus positos rapere vellent

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quod racist ex parte mea;
sed adhuc, optime Nativitatis Domini!

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Gratias, Glovers.

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Mater, quid tam urget, ut ?
non expectare donec

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Redii ante ostium?

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Mihi opus est alteram campanam!

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Consensimus. Unus in lecto --

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-- et unus per latrina.

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Salve.

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Oh Liz... salve est.

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Sic bene de te veni, ut videas me.

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Merry Christmas, Domina Donaghy.

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Oh, Liz, ita gaudeo te hic esse.

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Cupio te scire et credere

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id quod mihi accidit in Florida?

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accidens fuit.

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Filius meus, Jackie;
non me de industria.

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Casus clausus.

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Nec aliud verbum de eo audire volo.

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Mater sane accidentis erat;
nemo aliter dicit.

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Vera tragoedia est casus
fregit sane;

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Cartier vigilia

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quod Jackie mihi mane
hoc anno in Nativitate Domini.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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Non est Cartier, Chopard est.

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Utique, Chopard.
Non custodibus Cartier

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quod volui.

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Uh, Liz, uh, potui loqui tecum
ad alterum, quaeso?

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Non possum hoc facere.

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Scio, stressful.
Dies festos semper stressful.

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Etiam non justo ipsum.

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Bene, mater laesa es, et amas illam.

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Egone? Egone, Lemon?

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Expectavi octo minuta.

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Quid?

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Postquam eam percussi, antequam vocavi 9-1-1
Sedebam in raeda octo minuta.

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Qualis filius matri?

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Jack, offensus eras.

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Tu adligat. Contingit.

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Accidens fuit.

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Accidens, vox?

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heus!

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Quid tibi de duabus puellis mussitantibus ?!

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Quid hic agis?

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Respexit Lutz eam, sed si maneamus usque ad meridiem;
opus septimana computatur.

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Et NBC habet stipendium
nostris cabs ad aeroportus.

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Tracy, $ 300 decies centena millia hoc anno fecisti.

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Et ego non iens
alicubi ad Nativitatem Domini.

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Miss Lemon,
vere anteisti.

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Sunt agnus felicissimus pauperum pellentesque

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quia frater meus et ego
ad Ranch Neverland.

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Ivit navi, quod eius familia est
hoc anno munera non permutat.

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Sancta Buddha, quae Nativitatis amat?

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Suus 'agnus tibi fortuna stetit haec omnia ad navem.

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Oh, no, sum takin is illic personaliter.

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DeShante et Marcum videre cupio
accendunt cum capiunt.

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Anyway, I gotta take this up to 245th Street
et Laurentius Taylor Boulevard.

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Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non.

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Non dimittam te
in eam viciniam solus.

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In spiritu Nativitatis et Kwanzo --

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Kwanzaa.

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Et Shalam-Shizzam tibi quoque, Soror mea.

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Ibimus vobiscum uptown.

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Et memento, Dot Com, ibi es
me tueri, non Liz Lemon.

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Guys, outta hic in quinque sumus;
quattuor, tres, duo.

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Duis ullamcorper, omnis.

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Nos ad induendum vivet
Vigilia Nativitatis Domini hoc anno Special!

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Hoc anno ut in crastino hoc anno?

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Ita est.

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Triste, multum opus erit
horas in duobus diebus proximo.

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Absens a caris nostris matres.

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Sed pars dandi erimus Americae
ad perfectum Nativitatis Evae

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Hoc futurum est tanti!
Nunc...

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Sessionis Brainstorming!
Perge!

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Nolo hoc facere.

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D. Donaghy, dux huius sodalitatis,
Ponere pedem meum.

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Nativitas est mihi tempus sacrum
et vicaria mea.

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Si quattuor spectare vis
XXV annos gay guys in oculis

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et dic eis quod nos non visuri
Novi Kids on The block at The Borgata,

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esto hospes meus.

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Omnes obligati estis contractu participandi.

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Ita domine. Numquam illum coetum probaverunt. Dolemus.

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Jack, non est aequum.
Noli mammam tuam ex nobis exire.

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Doleo, Lemon;
I'm just tryin' to get through Christmas.

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Et quid deinde?

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Inveni solet domum ad oram Cenomannicum

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currunt eodem comitatu Gallico
qui Napoleonis exilium praefecit.

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Humane agetur
sed effugium non erit.

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Christmas!

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Gratias tibi tam
ad portandum;

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Ego tibi emere
guys cenam postea.

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Liz, ambo amicae sumus.

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Hoc est illud, 4-D.

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Tracy, sum agnus dei opus est ut imaginem sumas.

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Vos iustus ventilabis bullam paulo supra.

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Multum gratias. Numquam ante a camera operati sunt.

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Sum gravis, valde utile.

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Oh... Fac amplectaris.

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Oh... iii.

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Praesentium attuli pro parte
" Epistulae ad Santa " propositum --

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Quid modo factum est?

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Quid est praeteritum tempus "MALITIA"?
Estne scrumped?

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Liz Lemon, I think you just got scrumped.

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Donaghy velle Santa ornatu et clausula Domina.

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Unus, duo, tria, quattuor, quinque.

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J-j-j-j- sonantis campana usque?

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Minime! Alphonsus, sexies sum, tu in quattuor es.

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Age porro.
Unus, duo, tria, quattuor, quinque.

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J-j-j-j- sonantis campana usque?

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Ah, parvae meae elves in opere.
Vultus bonus, cohors, vultus bonus.

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Oh...

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Vos animadverto nos iens
in quadruplum tempus subsicivum.

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Quid ergo? Americae sumus dare
the perfect Christmas Pete.

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Sunt pellentesque ex nulla quis id.

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Non scio.

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Not with Colleen around.

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Pater meus iampridem ita discessit singulis Natalibus;

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Colleen adduceret "amicum"
D. Schwarz super prandium

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et youd me ludere carmina in
piano cum caneret ei.

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Parentes mei repudiata cum novem essem -

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Omni tempore dirae anni venit

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Cum ego Dominus Schwarz capere
ossium femur matris meae blanditias.

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Et ego dicerem, "Oculi in clavibus, Jackie Puer.
Oculi tui in clavibus...

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Et rogant me ludere "In Nativitate Domini Albi".

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et verteret in aliquo
boozy, burlesque travesty!

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Toties carmen audio excitatum.

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Quid mihi mali?

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Ire debeo ad huius conventus, nunc.

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Causa est, hoc factum est.

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Ita tempus subsicivum...?

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Probatus!

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Ah!

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Nativitas Domini!

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Proximum.

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Ita. Denique. Hi. Vellem loqui
quicumque tegente "Epistolae ad Santa".

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Tunc tu melius cum illa capsa loqueris.

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Nos-uh, fortasse me adiuvare potes - Tren�.

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Irene.

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Irene credo me esse victimam scam
perpetrata per mails. Sic...

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De illo nihil possumus.

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Dissideo, puto esse
multum possemus.

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Velim accedere omnem summam informationem
Habes in hac inscriptione.

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Nec.

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Insuper loqui volo
ad epistulam tabellarius...

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Scis nos esse propinquiores quinque minutas, vox?

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Quis est iste rar plus quattuor.

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Numquam amet fiet.

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Potesne me adiuvare cum illa?

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Oh, vere? Nos ambo nigrum
sic oportet nos cognoscere invicem -

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Heus, Irene!

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Heus, Tracy!

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Nonne Vicki hook te cum hoc officium?

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Etiam...

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Oh, puella, melius desine.

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Heus tu nescis
Quid tu Postmaster Generalis?

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Ego, sed deciduis habuimus
super Jerry Garcia stamp.

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Dico, si hippie ego iustus lambere volo
Joan Baez phone vocat redire.

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Tu eadem veste ac heri geris?

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Non habeo arbitrium. Domum ire non possum.

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Age, domum ire potes.

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No. non possum. Noctis habuimus...

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incidens.

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Jackie, puella,

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hoc grave potes accipere, stragulum lanae
de subtus me?

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Sudo ut vindemiator.

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Age, remitte in eam;
lacobi. Ha ha.

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Alter meus coxae!

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Puto subconscious...
Sat habeo.

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Quinquaginta annos reprehensionis
affectus impares.

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Quinquaginta perierunt Christmases. Liberum esse volo.

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Quid ais?

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Non possum solus cum illa esse.

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Vides, Lemon, mater mea virus
et corpus meum ab ea removere conatur.

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Deus bone, nescit
Has cogitationes habeo.

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De octo minuta scire non potest.

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Si sciret, me teneret;
ante factum est!

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Heus, cannae cannae ad spectaculum sunt.

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Oh, sic ire uptown sciebas, Miss Lemon?

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Dicam quomodo abiit.

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Relationem cum Meliore Negotia Bureau limavi.

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Im 'non iens ut quieti usque ad
"Epistolae ad Santa" programmata clausa sunt.

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Quid tibi mali est?

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Verus es Scrooge!

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Kenneth, duo tantum dudes.

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Non scammed et nunc es
ut vasa vendere eBay.

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Non erant ibi et illic haedos
Certe hic non erant circa cubantem piis foveamus amplexibus.

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Bene, si omnes vis sit amet ex persona nigra

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maybe you should just host "Pretium justum est."

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Non credo homines id facturos esse,
Miss Lemon.

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Haec est feriae religiosae;
quando religio aliqua molestiam attulit?

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Kenneth, nave es.

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Et nunc agis verbum verum sicut C.

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SIC, Cranky Sue.

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Scio in corde meo
ut pueri presentes.

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Non, Kenneth.
Probabo tibi.

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Intermissum est cena.
Tracy, uptown imus.

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Recte, ego Grizzum et Dotcom appellabo.
Certe non sunt aliquid doin.

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No. Dr. Williams dixit "terminum."

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O mater, non debes esse
ut te ipsum premens.

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Paenitet me quod opus servavit
ne plus temporis vobiscum.

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Quale tempus, Jackie?

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Octo minuta? Forsitan?

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Ioannes Franciscus Donaghy...

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Quomodo potuisti? Quomodo potuisti?

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Exspecto octo minuta ad 9-1-1.

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Credere non possum!

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Nescio quid dicas, mater;

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et habeo ad opus nunc redire.

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Exhibe A!

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Your cell phone bill.

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16 AM.

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Exhibe B!

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Filius meus dedit mihi custodiam
ad Natale Domini;

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non quod volebam in via.

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Modo ante posuere id, soluta cursus sit!

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Cum currus tuus icta est in me, in Florida descendit.

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Et restitit 8:08!

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Exhibe C!

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Sedecim minus octo sunt octo!

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Numeri, pueri dissimiles, non mentiuntur!

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Qualis filius .

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Qualia mater narrat filio quod

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John Kennedy mortuus est quia loquebatur in ecclesia?

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Aut narrat cum filio suus
censuit tribunus turmae tribuo;

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quote, "Quae magna via obviam guys"?

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Oh!

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Vel invitat homines alienos
in vigilia Nativitatis Domini?

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Noli circumspicere, Jackie!
Noli hoc de me facere!

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Est semper de te!

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L annos natus sum.

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Perdidisti omnem Nativitatem Ego semper habuit

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et ego non vos internecionem
hoc quoque deprime!

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A me ambulas!

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00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:02,793
Plures machinis nivis!

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00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:09,234
Vides Kenneth, tabulae illae sunt
filo ut pueri hic habitant.

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Lebowsky ex.

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00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:14,163
Haec porta nuda scam ostium est.

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00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,039
N. Pueri hic vivunt, scio.

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00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:20,006
Para ut bullulae tuae rumpantur.

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Veni, Nativitatis...
Veni, Nativitatis...

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00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:24,604
Salve?

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00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:30,180
Oh, my gosh!
Esne DeShante et Marce?

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00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,758
et munera accepisti?
Adsunt sub arbore?

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00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,262
id egi! I got that stuff for you!

345
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,560
Ego sum ille qui Natale factum est!

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00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,467
Quid de Santa?!

347
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:45,170
Pater, dixit natalis non est!

348
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,238
Quid tibi mali est?!

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00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,774
Bonum feci ego, non est.
Ego got epistolam from--

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Yeah, epistula quae dixit "Cara Santa"
not "Carissima sola Alba domina."

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Doleo.

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00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:58,679
Possum tibi offerre tesseras ad vivere Nativitatis
speciali in traditione Andy Williams.

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00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:04,019
Bene, recte.
Ita, yeah, recte.

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00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,529
Nostin' hic matrem tuam?

355
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,831
Non curo.
Im 'trying ad producendum speciale Nativitatis

356
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,662
quod facit "Est vita mirabilis"
tamquam "Pulpa Fiction."

357
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:18,070
Ubi infernum est Dominae Claus,
Sine ea non potes facere Eva Nativitatis.

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00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,405
Quid tibi mali populus?!

359
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,939
In XXX seconds sumus.

360
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,007
Quomodo Dominam Claus habere non possumus?

361
00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:24,407
Non animadverto vos gravis
ut sic praecidi eam --

362
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,678
Dominae Claus secare non potes!

363
00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:29,915
Quisque scit quod in Vigilia Nativitatis Domini
Dominae Claus pendent tibialia

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00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:31,583
ac deinde cibum ad Santa.

365
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,177
Tunc cantas carmina circa Piano
donec allicit te.

366
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,455
Nonne mater tua hoc fecit?

367
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,824
Non res est, Jack.

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00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,225
Ita est.

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00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,695
Minime, domine Claus oportet esse
aliquid speciale quod Colleen fecit.

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00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:46,065
Probabiliter numerus, ut pro eo
quod pater tuus non erat circa.

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00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,567
Minime, Nativitas Domini in domo Donaghy tremenda erat.

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00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,770
Nonne dixi vobis
de Yuletide meum, mom scriptor boyfriend,

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00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,740
bona nata Friderici Augusti Otto Schwarz IIL?

374
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,909
F.A.O. Schwartz, velut ludibrium copia?

375
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,742
Familia eius aliquot thesauros ludibrio habebat. Ita quid?

376
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:05,213
Jack, puto matrem tuam "extingui" on
Natale Domini ad vos haedos munera.

377
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:06,685
Fecit tibi.

378
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:09,279
Non potest. Nihil nobis non fecit.

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00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:13,154
Scio vos guys satis pauperes fuisse.
Nonne habes multa munera?

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00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,195
Ne arborem quidem videre potuistis!

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00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:19,130
In quinque, quattuor, tres...

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00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:25,104
Primus hospes noster cum omnibus cecinit
a Paulo Anka usque ad Crocodilus Dundee.

383
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,332
Transire piano!

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00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:31,376
Dominae et generosi, Jenna Maroney!

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et quidam pollicem misti?

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00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:06,912
Liz Lemon, scio te esse
omnia sola in die Nativitatis Domini.

391
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,815
Si igitur velis...
cum Iordanis potes expendere.

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00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,350
Amabo, Tracy.

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00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,385
Bonum est. Non eris super at 2:00.

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00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,853
Pellentesque a eros mi, allergy,

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00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,878
sed canes mei tantum CARNIS edunt.

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00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,191
Purus.

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00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,634
Quid in terra tibi est?

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00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:35,941
Te amo mater, et mori te nolo.

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00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,375
Numquam sum facturus, Jackie.

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Tu es plana Jack.

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